What to Make of Detroit’s Three-Game Slide

I haven’t been this happy to see the Yankees leave town since… well, the last time the Yankees left town. But that’s mostly because I hate the fucking Yankees. Still, this time around I’m particularly glad to see those buffoons to the door because of what they just did to the Tigers’ mojo. After roaring out to an 11-2 start, the Tigers dropped three straight to the Bombers to finish out a frigid series in Motown.

If this seems like a familiar story, it should, even if the circumstances are a little different. Last year the Tigers also got off to a hot start, going 27-12 through May 18 before being swept by the Racist Mascots in Cleveland. Their season was never the same, as they played just three games above .500 the rest of the way. The pessimist inside me can’t help but wonder if we’ve already seen the best part of the Tigers’ season.

Until their four-game showdown with the Yanks, the Tigers boasted a potent offense that was scoring around 5.4 runs per game, scoring seven or more on six different occasions. Against New York, Detroit was able to muster only nine runs in total. What happened to the bats?

A good place to start would be the bottom third of the order, which had been incredibly productive for the Tigers through the first 13 games. Nick Castellanos, for example, had reached safely in all but one game prior to the Yankees series. Against New York, he reached base only twice and struck out six times. Alex Avila had also been on base pretty frequently during the hot stretch, finding his way aboard in all but three games and sporting a .400 OBP. Against New York, Avila was 3-9 (not bad) with no walks (bad), dropping his OBP a full 15 points in the process. The worst offender, though, was Jose Iglesias. Iggy put up a ridiculous 17 hits before squaring off against New York, but only collected two hits in the series. That’s not really his fault, since we all know his .432 BABIP won’t last forever. Still, his production at the bottom of the order has been a catalyst for the Tigers all season.

My point in all this is not that Castellanos, Avila, and Iglesias are to blame for Detroit’s little skid, but that perhaps the 11-2 start was a fluke, fueled in part by unsustainable production from the bottom third of the order. Baseball is a game of averages, and it’s not all that realistic to think that any of these three players will hit above .275 on the year. That means the rest of the batting order is going to have to do the bulk of Detroit’s damage–something they failed to do against Yankee pitching over the last four games.

We also can’t ignore the shit-show that was David Price’s outing on Wednesday. Price allowed eight earned runs over just 2.1 innings pitched before getting the hook from Ausmus. Price got his dick twisted into a pretzel the last time he faced the Yankees as well, giving up eight earned runs in two innings against New York on August 27 of last season. Those two starts, numerically speaking, were the worst two starts of David Price’s illustrious career. It sure seems like the Yankees know something the rest of the American League hasn’t been able to figure out, like when Matt Damon solved that math problem in Good Will Hunting and sent the dickish college professor into a tizzy.

With all that being said, there is also an optimist inside me, which means it’s getting real crowded up inside my body cavities. Miguel Cabrera is off to a great start. J.D. Martinez has picked up right where he left off. V-Mart is getting on base regularly, despite striking out at an inordinate rate and getting BABIPed when he puts it in play. Yoenis Cespedes has been a stud. Anthony Gose looks great. And the starting pitching (what’s up, Shane Greene?) has been lights out, other than the Price implosion and the time Anibal Sanchez got absolutely fricasseed by the White Sox. There’s a lot to like about this year’s Tiger squad.

The real question becomes, how will Detroit respond to this little setback? They’ll look to get back on track tonight as they open up a three-game set against the Racist Mascots before embarking upon a ten-game road trip Monday. They swept those bozos earlier this season, and will try to do the same again in the name of baseball and civic duty. The only people rooting against them will be the city of Cleveland and Dan Snyder, and I don’t know about you, but fuck Cleveland and Dan Snyder.

Go Tigers.

#TBT — Sparky Anderson, Pipe Smoker

It’s Thursday, so let’s do like we do when the other team hits a home run. THROW IT BACK.

To this classic image of Sparky Anderson, presented without comment.

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Bless this man.

Go Tigers.

#TBT — A View from Briggs Stadium

It’s Thursday, so let’s do like we do when the other team hits a home run. THROW IT BACK.

To this incredible view from behind home plate at Briggs Stadium.

3b386cf9-1a5f-46d7-8a18-5a45af990e39_lgThe Tigers and the city of Detroit both have a rich history, and nobody can take that away.

Go Tigers!

 

Detroit vs. Everybody: Anti-Detroit Media Bias and Detroit Sports

Last week, Bert Blyleven spouted off some ignorant opinions via Twitter about the city of Detroit as a whole, calling it “ugly.” Blyleven’s remarks were neither original nor insightful; they were tired, recycled comments that have become part of a larger narrative surrounding the city of Detroit: Detroit is ugly, run-down, blighted, broken, and needs to be fixed. The narrative has become so ubiquitous in the media over the last several years that these adjectives have become as entrenched in the American psyche as those describing any other major city. Chicago is windy. Miami has beaches. New York never sleeps. Detroit is in ruins.

The trouble is that pervading narratives soon become truth to people who don’t know any better. Perception becomes reality. Ask any person on the street what they know about Detroit, and the conversation of a crumbling city is just as likely to creep up as the topics of Motown, Henry Ford, or the Tigers. Most Americans, by the way, do not live in or have never visited Detroit. That’s important because their only impressions of the city have been formed by ruin-porn, media outlets, or rich businessmen who have a vested interest in perpetuating the idea that Detroit is broken and in need of a savior. Those same people, who have intentionally ignored problems in Detroit for decades, allowing it to reach its current condition, now propose to be that savior. “Detroit is plagued with blight,” they’ll say, “And we can fix that!”

This word, “blight,” is intentional: it paints the picture of Detroit as diseased, cancer-riddled, infected. Blight is scary and dangerous. Blight must be removed. But according to the Detroit Blight Removal Task Force (Oooooh, a task force! This MUST be serious!) houses like this one, which belongs to the family of a friend of mine, are considered blight:

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“Blight removal” is about more than rebuilding vacant lots or demolishing crumbling buildings; it’s about more than “revitalizing” Detroit by bringing new businesses to the area. It’s about doing those things regardless of what may stand in the way: homes, families, people. It’s not about renewing the Detroit that exists for those who have lived there for generations, but about destroying and paving over Detroit to build a new city altogether, eradicating its people and culture in the process. It’s no surprise that blight removal efforts disproportionately affect people of color and those living below the poverty line. Have you seen some of the mockups for renovation projects in Detroit? Sure are a lot of happy, middle-class white people there! Just imagine what Detroit could look like if it weren’t for all those darned minorities!

This widespread perception of Detroit-as-catastrophic-hellhole has made its way into sports reporting as well, which is another reason why what Blyleven (whose first name, let me remind you, is Bert) said is unsurprising. Consider this headline from NFL.com in 2011, previewing a matchup between the Denver Broncos and Detroit Lions.

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Or this image from the cover of ESPN the Magazine  of Suh, who, despite being one the best defensive players in the entire NFL for several seasons in a row, can’t seem to get any sort of attention for anything other than being a dirty player.

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Words like “evil” don’t get thrown around to describe athletes too often, unless of course they’re from Detroit. Granted, Suh has a reputation for playing after the whistle and resorting to tactics that are downright mean on the field. But I’ve never heard anyone use these pejoratives to describe Bill Romanowski, Dick Butkus, or Joe Green, who were notoriously dirty players themselves. The NFL headline is additionally troubling when we consider the athlete with whom Suh is juxtaposed. It’s Tim “White, Handsome, Christian” Tebow vs. Ndamukong “Black, Sinister, Probably Voodoo Practicing or Something and Besides What Even is That, Some Kind of Tribal African Name?” Suh. There really wasn’t even an attempt to be subtle on that one. The ESPN The Magazine Cover is problematic as well, featuring Detroit’s Suh prominently on the face of an issue dedicated to “renegades.” Even the ESPN logo is stylized to look like graffiti, a nod to urban decay. It’s the only time in the last two years that the ESPN logo has been altered on the cover of the magazine. Even the photograph itself leaves Suh looking rough around the edges, which is much different than the close-ups featured on this cover, or this one, for example, which are edited to flatter their subjects. Add in the fact that the only red text on the page appears in Suh’s name and the issue title and the deal is pretty much sealed.

You could argue that the examples I’ve just mentioned are more “anti-Suh” than they are “anti-Detroit,” and you may not be totally off the mark, but I would say that either way you look at it, one narrative is only used to strengthen the other. Suh was scrutinized more than other players because he played in Detroit, where aggressive players have been called thugs ever since the Bad Boys era; likewise, Suh’s tactics came to precede the reputation of the Lions as a whole: many have argued in years past that the Lions are the dirtiest team in the NFL, despite the fact that in 2014 there were five other teams who were penalized more often. The top two offenders? Super Bowl contestants New England and Seattle, neither of whom (despite the former having been caught cheating more than once) have ever been characterized as sinister.

Sports Illustrated has taken its jabs at Detroit too. Consider the various covers of the 2013 Baseball Preview issue. Justin Verlander had just come off two fantastic seasons for the Tigers, winning MVP and Cy Young honors in 2011 before following it up with an equally stellar 2012. Each cover featured a star pitcher from a different team, along with an attention-grabbing headline of sorts. Clayton Kershaw was “The Blue Streak.” Stephen Strasburg was “Mr. October.” CC Sabathia was “Big and Rich.” James Shields was “The Real Deal.” You get the picture. So what’s the deal with Verlander’s cover, then?

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Justin Verlander, arguably the best pitcher of the bunch at the time this cover was published, was accompanied not by a tagline dedicated to his dominance, but to Detroit’s perceived proclivity for vandalism and burglary. Even the subtitle below is a wink-wink-nudge-nudge to criminal activity in Detroit: scary Verlander sees jewelry, and since he plays for Detroit, HE’S GONNA STEAL THAT SHIT. Let’s also take into consideration the fact that nearly every tagline that was used to describe other pitchers would have actually been more appropriately assigned to JV. Take “Mr. October” for example, which was given to Stephen Strasburg, who hadn’t appeared in a postseason game until just this past offseason. Verlander, meanwhile, had already appeared in two World Series at the time of publication. He certainly looked like “The Real Deal” every bit as much as James Shields did prior to the 2013 season. And with the massive contract JV and the Tigers agreed to at the end of March, he was every bit as “Big and Rich” as Sabathia. Well, maybe not as big, but definitely as rich.

When Detroit isn’t being picked at, it’s generally being dismissed or ignored altogether. Even the Red Wings, one of the most successful franchises in the history of sports, can’t get much love outside of Detroit circles. The Red Wings have now made the NHL playoffs in 24 consecutive seasons. When I Google “Detroit Red Wings consecutive playoffs” I get a few results from the official team website, followed by an article questioning whether or not that streak even matters.

Regardless, with every passing year, Detroit is coming closer to reaching that [consecutive playoff appearances] record, but how does that matter? After all, while the Red Wings are making the postseason, lately they haven’t done much in the playoffs.

This article, by the way, is from last season, when the streak was at 23 years. Nothing even turns up from a non-Detroit source discussing the streak in its current state. While Wings fans would surely like to see the team win a Stanley Cup just as much as Tigers’ fans want to see a World Series title, I doubt there are many Wings fans out there who would say 24 straight playoff appearances is no big deal. The New England Patriots make the NFL playoffs fourteen of the last 18 years and they’re a dynasty. Red Wings make the NHL playoffs 24 years in a row: who cares?

The answer is that major sports media outlets don’t care about the Red Wings, or about Detroit sports in general, unless there is a negative narrative to advance. Let’s look at ESPN’s coverage of the Tigers as an example. Since 2006, ESPN.com has published 27,203 articles with some sort of mention of the Tigers. In that same time, there have been 48,732 articles published about the Yankees, 43,838 about the Red Sox, and 30,405 about the Dodgers. The Tigers have appeared in two World Series since 2006 and have won four division championships. The Yankees, Red Sox, and Dodgers have appeared in three combined World Series, and only the Yankees have matched Detroit’s division championship total during that time span. The argument that the likes of ESPN, Sports Illustrated, and whoever else are more interested in winners goes out the window when you consider the success the Tigers have had compared with these other teams. Sure, the Tigers have won the AL Central in each of the last four years, but does that even matter? Eye roll.

Just before the 2015 MLB season began, ESPN The Magazine ran its annual baseball preview, featuring Giancarlo Stanton on the cover. You won’t hear me complain about the cover choice here: Stanton is an incredible talent who signed a monumental contract with the Marlins this offseason, and is deserving of the cover. But inside the issue, ESPN’s writers made their division-by-division predictions. Each division breakdown featured an image of a player from the predicted division-winning team. Each division, that is, except the AL and NL Central. Despite the fact that ESPN predicts the Tigers to win their division, they did not have a player featured in the article. The blurb devoted to analyzing the team, meanwhile focused more on the challenges the Tigers will face as they seek to defend their AL Central crown and become the only team since the ridiculous Cleveland teams of the mid-90s to win five straight titles than it did on the promising factors that led them to predict the Tigers as winners.

Skeptics will read this post of mine and give it no more thought than they’ve given Detroit sports teams in the past. “So what? Your favorite team didn’t get its picture in ESPN. Cry me a river.” That response would be fair if any of the examples I’ve provided were isolated occurrences. That response would be appropriate if there weren’t countless other examples out there of times when teams from Detroit have been passed over in favor of teams less deserving of attention. Say what you will, but the anti-Detroit bias in sports reporting is real, and neither I nor Detroit sports fans will be gaslighted into believing otherwise.

After his most recent on-field incident in this year’s playoffs, every major sports outlet analyzed Ndamukong Suh stepping on Aaron Rodgers ad nauseum. Even Business Insider chimed in, for some reason. Was it on purpose? Were Suh’s feet numb? Should he be fined? Should be be suspended? Is he the devil incarnate, stepping on the leg of a football-throwing angel in disguise?

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This looks pretty unintentional to me, and should look as such to anyone with functional eyeballs. Still, none of the scrutiny was surprising. It’s what we’ve come to expect as Detroit sports fans over the years. But the icing on the cake came the following week when the Lions’ Joique Bell was stepped on by a Cowboys player, and nobody batted an eye.

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To the sports world, Detroit is a city that is often forgotten despite its long history in major athletics. Many only remember Detroit exists when it’s time to demonize some of its athletes. To the rest of the world, Detroit is a black mark on the face of America that must be removed or, at the very least, covered over. Either way, when it comes to Detroit, if you’re not standing with the city, you’re decidedly against it. This may never change. The people of Detroit may not be able to do enough to stop the powerful elite from colonizing their city, and that is a sad truth. But when it comes to sports, even if it is Detroit vs. Everybody, I’ll take the Motor City.

Every. Single. Time.

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Detroit Tigers 2015 Season Projections: Justin Verlander

If 2013 and 2014 were not indicators to Tiger faithful that the Justin Verlander of old is probably gone forever, then I don’t know what it’s going to take. After winning the Cy Young and MVP awards in 2011 and following it up with a pretty stellar 2012, JV hasn’t been healthy or looked the same. Now he’s on the DL for the first time in his career, a bad sign for a pitcher who showed up to camp in #TheBestShapeOfHisLife. The Tigers need a better year out of Verlander in 2015 after his disappointing 2014 effort.

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Much has been made of Verlander’s drop in fastball velocity, but we all should have seen this coming. In fact, Verlander’s velocity has been on a steady decline since its peak in 2009. Nobody who throws that hard can throw that hard forever. As a result, we saw Verlander rely on his slider more than ever last year, throwing it just over 15% of the time. We also didn’t see the bite on Verlander’s curve that we grew so used to in years past–that filthy 12-to-6 break that left batters dumbfounded on the regular. That’s a problem because, as Alex Avila will tell you, that’s what has made JV so effective over the years.

That’s what makes him so tough. His fastball and his curveball have the same arm angle, but then the curveball comes in from a higher plane and drops down into the zone.

The ineffectiveness of JV’s curve is his demise, perhaps more so than the decrease in fastball velocity. According to FanGraphs, Justin Verlander’s curveball was valued anywhere between 2.5 and 11.4 runs better than average from 2007 to 2012. But in 2014, Verlander’s curve was actually worth 11.7 runs worse than average–a remarkable drop for a guy’s bread-and-butter out pitch. Not surprisingly, Verlander’s 6.95 K/9 rate was his lowest since 2006.

Before triceps soreness landed him on the DL, Verlander had been feeling pretty good. He didn’t have surgery in the offseason, which is always a plus, and had packed on a reported 30 pounds of muscle. He touched mid-90s with his fastball several times during spring training, and his curveball was, at times, much snappier than it had been in recent memory. If the soreness Verlander is experiencing right now is truly a minor injury, we should see a JV that is much better than the 2014 version. But if it is a sign of deterioration, of 8 straight seasons of 200+ innings pitched finally catching up with him, then it may turn out that 2014 was no fluke, but the beginning of a downward spiral for Justin. Only time will tell.

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Will it be Must See JV in 2015, or are those days gone forever? Let me know what you’re thinking. Go Tigers!

Detroit Tigers Opening Day Reflections, 2015

Baseball has played a dirty, dirty trick on us, friends. It came back to us in all its glory (and what a glorious day it was!) only to depart again, albeit briefly, leaving us wanting more, waiting with bated breath for that which we thought was ours to keep once again. We waited all offseason for Opening Day and the return of our favorite team, and now we Tiger fans have to sit idly for one. more. day. It’s just not fair.

But since we have this day to sit on our hands (which is making typing challenging, but I will not be stopped) let’s reflect on the beauty that was Opening Day for the Tigers, starting with the offense.

For me, Monday was a successful day on the offensive end of things. The Tigers got a baserunner early as Ian Kinsler continued to swing his hot stick. The next inning, J.D. Martinez brought his boom-hammer, which is definitely a thing, in his first AB of the year to get the Tigers on the board. Yoenis Cespedes had a real nice day, notching a double and a triple (which was nearly a home run) and scoring a run. Alex Avila even went deep, for goodness sake. Avila didn’t hit his first home run of 2014 until May 2nd, so it was nice to see him connect with one and show off some of that opposite-field power. It was also nice to see Jose Iglesias collect a couple hits of his own, right back up the box. And, of course, let’s not forget about the fact that the Tigers stole three bases along the way.

Defensively, the Tigers put on a show as well, which is not a sentence I’ve typed too frequently over the past couple years. Cespedes robbed Kurt Suzuki of a home run with a leaping grab at the wall, Ian Kinsler snared a sharp liner with a solid vertical jump of his own, and Jose Iglesias showed off his range at shortstop.

The most impressive thing all day for the Tigers, and perhaps in all of baseball, was David Price’s 8 2/3 innings of scoreless baseball. Price was calm, controlled, and utterly dominant against the Twins, who could only muster five hits against the hard-throwing lefty.

Price changed speeds and eye-levels against defenseless Twins hitters (full disclosure, typed “Twin shitters” at first, which is a different thing altogether) all day long before giving way to Joe Nathan with two outs in the ninth inning. I will admit that my balls crept up into my esophagus when Nathan entered the game, just like they probably did for everyone watching the game, male and female alike. Even though he only needed one out, I was worried. But by gum, he got Torii Hunter to go around (he definitely did not go around) on a two strike pitch to end the game and send Hunter into a 100% justified tizzy aimed at Joe West. Actually, I need to see if West pulled a Tony Randazzo and ejected Hunter after the game was over. I hope he did.

All in all, it was a great day to be Tiger fan, which takes a bit of the sting off of how much today sucks. But tomorrow, there will be baseball again, and it won’t leave us hanging for eight more days. For this, I am thankful.